when i saw crazy frog for the first time as a flash animation on the internet,
i was mildly amused. that's quite funny, i thought.
little was i to know the horrendous cash cow it would become...
...after seeing the hundrenth tweenager laser-aimed saturation ad for this whore amphibian ringtone,
i hated this number one with a passion far, far stronger than 'the tweets' truely awful 'birdie song'
or 'mr. blobby's' frankly criminal 'blobby song'
no, this was a far more sinister beast.
using jan hammer's horrible synth riff from the tacktastic mid-eighties cop-show tie-in, axel f,
some faceless talentless swedish 'techno dj' has created an evil cross-marketing nightmare.
purely designed to seperate 8-12 year olds from their pocket money
this 'song' sucks in ways i can't properly describe...
(ps. i supposed to hate it i guess,
like i'm supposed to hate a shampoo advert.
being old enough to be their father and still having half a brain,
maybe it'll inspire a generation to buy fart powered motorbikes and take to the road,
on a fact finding mission,
but i somehow doubt it.
'all publicity is good publicity')
the frog must die